Allegra Rivett Sloman's blog

It’s fake of course, but man, this is funny.

They’re letting us go early at work today so there won’t be any lunch. Sigh.  I still have a full day of work to do.

When Paul and I got out of the Renfrew Pool tonight it was SNOWING. Times like these you know god doesn’t have a safeword. Also I has migraine.

Okay, now that Jeff’s watched the last of the True Bloods for this season, I can ask the following questions of an uncaring universe. What the hell is Sookie going to do when she meets Jessica (world’s most annoying teenaged vampire and made by Bill)? What the hell is Bill going to do when Sookie [...]

I only have three days of work and then another 4 days off. I will probably have forgotten how to turn my PC on this morning it’s been so long since I looked at one. The cats (or cat) peed and pooed on my clothing and bedding in Jeff’s absence, but all is forgiven; Gizmo [...]

I was supposed to go to Victoria, but a minor pet triggered laundry crisis kinda put paid to that, so Keith is going to haul the biscotti and blackberry jelly to Victoria and I’m going to stay here and go for a walk while stuff dries. Clean coal, yea right.

Just in case your pitbull isn’t badass enough. Wallace & Gromit kick ratings ass. Rahm Emanuel bites a West Wing sized chunk o ass out of Blaggy. How one man dealt with an ass. Warning – you may get all weepy.

I stopped writing about my dreams in my blog because I read it was one of the worst and most self indulgent things you can write about.  So when I tell you that last night I dreamed that my laptop caught fire, filk went mainstream (songbooks in chain bookstores?) and I met a True Blood [...]

Tony the landpeer just came over and told me to stay the hell off the back porch – the posts and the roof are buckling under the weight of the wet snow and he’s afraid I’ll get caught out there.  Now I’m wondering if I should move the bikes off the back deck but there’s [...]

Does it have everything Allegra LOVES in a conspiracy theory?  Hell yes! Is it true?  Wa, well, uh.  If it IS true then how did Barack Obama get into the White House?  McCain should have gotten in.  But maybe, just maybe, it’s Jeb Bush who will rule next….

The Dalai Jarmo looked at the forecasts a week ago and calmly said, “They are wrong.  It will stay cold until the 28th”.  So I am not surprised by this…. From Envrionment Canada 5 to 15 cm of snow can be expected today. This is a warning that significant snowfall is expected or occurring in [...]

I love her rendition of Santa Baby. “Birds do it” was in the family jukebox for years. Sigh.

I guess he’s not entirely devoid of taste and sense.

Siz Paul: How are you getting here on the transit with Granny’s roasting pan? Duh.  Anyway, he’s coming to get me after brekky.  Phew.  Now to assemble some foodicles preparatory to leaving. And isn’t it lovely that Granny isn’t here but she’s still going to have a positive affect effect on dinner?