The other day my new beau said something in plain English. It had absolutely no curse words. It was just about the funniest thing I have heard in ages, funny in that “OOO, ya got me sonny”, kind of way. And I can’t post it. Grr. Believe me, it was good.
The other thing he says is “Blog it!” whenever something particularly outrageous, funny or bizarre happens. And I have to respond, “If I can figure out how to do that without sounding like too much of a cheesewit, I’ll get right on it.”