I am really nervous about going back to work. What if I screw up something major on my first day? I know we’re talking almonds, not arteries, but even so…
They gave me a signed employment contract with a list of my duties. I have never had that. It’s like a miracle.
I’ve been reading and watching all the speculation about what happened to that Malaysian flight 370 and it’s like watching the media lose its groupmind 24.7.
It appears this is the single political act of an angry relative of a Malaysian politico who got stuck in jail on trumped up sodomy charges.
What a world.
From Lady Miss B’s blog:
Customer: “This photocopier is so expensive!”
Floor manager: “Why, I remember when it was just a farthing!”
Customer: “Are you sassing me?”
Floor manager: “Yes ma’am.”
Customer: “That’s why I shop here.”
Another customer: “Are you eight feet or nine feet tall?”
Floor manager (who is 6’2): “3 and a half, sir, plus Pharmasave-brand insoles.”
I love my co-workers.