Jeff and I are both off today, which is useful, as we have a long list of stuff we have to do before the party on the 31st. I am SOOO looking forward to it….. Enough of the fun people have rsvp’d that I am quite sure it will be awesome.
Yesterday was the Town Hall. The brass fired stress balls into the audience while peppering us with questions about the corporate structure. Yes, I wish I was making this up. I heckled them non stop – they were not fazed at all. Two fucking amazing announcements happened. One, they communicated that we are moving, when, why, you know like EXPLAINING stuff to us and the second was that now and forever they are going to stop charging for parking. I screamed, “BEST…. TOWN HALL…. EVAR!!!!!!!” while everybody else applauded in joy at the news. Yeah, I guess these guys figured out that the single biggest irritant for all the workers was the having to pay for parking and they decided to s-can it. They were very coy about the location of the new building so I batted my eyes at the IT guys and got to see pictures and layouts of the new place. Obviously I’m not going to post where on my blog, I’m a dumbass, but only in so far as keeping my room clean and men are concerned, not spilling corporate beanage. I got off two very good heckles, one of which had people inadvertently smiling at me for the rest of the day, and bounced back to my desk in a super cheery frame of mind. I got all my work done and went to a massage, and now my glutes feel like I’ve been repeatedly hit with a rubber mallet, but ah, it was nice. Then I made butter chicken and Jeff and I watched New In Town, another cute little Canadian movie, and I much enjoyed it.
Now I’m thinking of taking Jeff out for brekky and we can plot out our day…