Work: Hey Keith, clean out the Fire Urchin tank.
Keith: Can do!
Work: Also, fyi, Fire Urchins are lethally toxic.
Keith:…
-Five minutes later-
Keith: Ouch… uh oh.
Work: Oh you’re okay. The long spines aren’t toxic, just really painful. Are you having trouble breathing? No? Yup, you’re fine.
Keith: Working in an exotic fish store is fun!
Yeah, my brush with death for the day.
This is for Keith’s 28th birthday. Love ya!