TTTO The Jersey Bounce. Extra credits if you can imagine Ella Fitzgerald singing it.
They call it that Philae bounce
Miscalculate by an ounce
The ESA tension mounts
Wherever they aimed, they really should feel no shame
It started in Darmstadt town
Decided to put it down
On Comet 67P
That’s quite a feat you will agree
Somehow, screws didn’t grab
Somehow, not like the lab
No grip, makes it bounce, real high
Microgravity
So if you are feeling blue
Go out to some space venue
And whether you’re hep or not
The Philae bounce’ll make you swing
(scat)
How I love that Philae bounce
(scat)
Oh come on replay that Philae bounce
(scat)
Ounce by ounce
The Philae Bounce
Puts you right in the swing
That Philae Bounce
It’ll make you swing
Give me that Philae Bounce.
