At 56, I do not wish to be fooled. So when I see something on the internet about how if you type in
“Im 9 should I”
and then increment up by one year until you hit forty, you get this.
I thought, you know that is just bullshit. I bet I get different results. Well, not by much. It’s a horrific indictment of our culture, our family structures, our septic and moth-eaten education, and the din of heteronormativity.
Herewith, the Allegra Sloman Google search poem entitled I’m x should I.
I’m 9 should I wear a bra
I’m 10 should I date
I’m 11 should I finger myself
I’m 12 should I finger my girlfriend
I’m 13 should I finger myself
I’m 14 should I shave
I’m 15 should I lift weights
I’m 16 should I finger myself (Ed. back to that again I see)
I’m 17 should I buy M Rated games
I’m 18 should I get a credit card
I’m 19 should I move out
I’m 20 should I get life insurance
I’m 21 should I move out
I’m 22 should I move out
I’m 23 should I move out
I’m 24 should I join the military
I’m 25 should I go to college
I’m 26 should I go back to school
I’m 27 should I join the military
I’m 28 should I have a baby
I’m 29 should I work out
I’m 30 should I work out
I’m 31 should I have a baby
I’m 32 should I have a baby
I’m 33 should I freeze my eggs
I’m 34 should I have a baby
I’m 35 should I have a baby
I’m 36 should I shave my pubes
I’m 37 should I have a baby
I’m 38 should I have a baby
I’m 39 should I have a baby
I’m 40 should I have a baby
