that lovely feeling when

You’re following a thread of one of your favourite twitter personalities and realize you have the perfect photograph already on your phone to accompany the thread.

Oh, you want to SEE the picture?

Alex was here a couple of days ago. He played Xenon. I talked about the astrophysics thing he watched but not that.

I’m drinking coffee. Time to go back to making Jesse’s life miserable.

first 1600 words of Redux HOTM is at the beta-reader’s

In a few hours I’ll be off to breakfast at the home of an acquaintance – someone I met through @raincoaster.

In some ways the design of this new book will reflect Midnite Moving Co. – it will be a series of vignettes about Jesse and his -er- adventures in custody, interspersed with what’s happening in Vancouver – and in orbit.

In response to the inability of one of my twitterfolx to detect the difference between silicon and silicone I have come up with the following mnemonic.

Silicone is o so squiddy like what’s in a porn star’s tiddy;

silicon is tech and chips, and a valley full of drips

the turnover

okay, I’m breathing again. I have officially shelved what I’ve written so far of HOTM. It is supposed to be more like a technothriller, detailing the pivot point where all of the competing interests in Sto:lo/Vancouver throw their weight and the city, after a season of starvation, begins to turn into something new.

a grand experiment

so I’m gonna free form a little here

get my flow on as ’twere

And talk about the maelstrom of observation and wishing hard which made me pick Vancouver as the place to pin the starting point of a ‘forced green conversion’ on a major city. Cause that’s what ends up happening if you stop putting legal barriers in the place of people greening THEIR OWN SURROUNDINGS at the same time as the food supply tanks (the number of people living here tanks as well.) Can you imagine what public parks would look like if more of the trees and shrubs in them had to support people and wildlife with fruits and nuts?

I think if what I’m contemplating in my novel truly happened more than a million people would leave. It’s 2.5 million, give or take, so just under half. A disproportionate number would be under 15 – people would want their kids out of the city. WHICH MEANS that instantly every school district in every Canadian city over 100000 people would be jammed to the rafters with new kids. Vancouver’s troubles would explode out in all directions – back to China, where many would flee (leaving some behind to protect investments and businesses).

In the middle of the troubles, Amir the Syrian sez, “I don’t know why they complain about the things they do. There’s enough food, the buses mostly work and nobody’s bombing us.”

But people would leave. Western Washington would get about (rolls dice) holy shit 40000 people, mostly people with family ties but some IT professionals.

The Liberal MPs all skip town. The NDP MP’s all stay here, mostly to remind the Canadian government not to get all chummy with American plans to bomb the city ‘if necessary’. Since the POTUS decided to tweet about a hunnert times that this was definitely an option if American interests were not 100 percent protected. Yeah, go ahead and bomb those American interests, until something else distracts you, you gibbering remnant of a vile personality.

Canada would instantly have one of the world’s worst internal migrant issues. There literally would not be an available hotel room anywhere in Canada and this would have the dubious ability to simultaneously crash the tourist business while not generating much income from ancillary tourist spending, although I imagine drinking would skyrocket as well.

I knew that something so bizarre as what I wanted to have happen couldn’t happen without a miracle or money or aliens for chrissakes so I decided to make it all three but really what it’s about is me, all me, and my white guilt.

Recognizing this over the last couple of weeks has slowed my thought processes to a crawl. After the initial desire to fire up a butane torch and just immolate the entire oeuvre, which like suicide is an urge one needs to control as being animalistic in its immediacy, intensity and complete lack of reference to reason, or just fucking asinine since I’ve given a large chunk of my life to this and although I shouldn’t care under an egoistic and libertarian worldview of artistic production, there are at least a half a dozen other people in the world with skin in this too, and they’d be fuckin’ pissed at me for being dramatic.

I have three main choices as to what to do about it;

edit severely to try to minimize the damage, after paying some long-suffering Indigenous woman something resembling a decent wage to do a sensitivity read and please note as an aside that I’m cheesed I can find no one to help me, but *entirely unsurprised* because fuck it, it won’t be nearly as much fun to read as an Indigenous woman for pay as it was to write for free;

try to end run all that boring sensitivity read stuff, and I’m just having a panic attack thinking what a fucking Lena Dunham move that would be, like a pre apology apology? barf barf gag

Or I start my preface to Honey on the Moon with unflinching support of the return of Indigenous lands, and saying that foolish and trope-y and ignorant as my shit is, that is all the point that I’m trying to make with it. That I will undergo corrections and deletions as requested by whoever can make a good argument for them. That it’s an open universe to Black and Indigenous writers, and that canon isn’t even fixed IN UNIVERSE so I don’t see why I should be pissy about other people’s execution provided they go to the trouble of getting it edited.

Still stewing about Jesse

With great sadness I am having to back away from writing a gender non-conforming relationship into the next book, mostly because I keep trying to reunify the couple and that’s not exactly what real life would look like in their case.

I am also working on an extremely cheesy Christmas fic. I’ve blocked it and now I’m trying to put together six parallel story lines. aaaaagh structure how I loathe theeeee from the back table in Beelzebub’s local I fart at theeeeeee

I have also started a social justice project which I’m not going to talk about until it’s done but it’s already 1/100th complete. It will be neither good nor bad, but it will eventually be finished. Ha ha it is now 1/50th complete.

mellow weekend

Hung out with Mike earlier this weekend; he got this running

Needless to say him having a 240 heater in his apartment meant all kinds of grey boxes and large cables and running it through the (actually) 240 v for the stove.

Also, I got to sauna while looking out over a fourteen story view, please tell me how lucky I am.

This morning a small shopping expedition and a meal at IHOP.

Weather is fucking cold and clear, spent ages cleaning off Jeff’s car this am.

Made biscotti, ate them all. Must try again. Christmas cooking is hazardous.

Itinerary

Up early, started watching Bodyguard on Netflix. Richard Madden takes yumminess to new and interesting places.

Then to brekky at the Last House on the Right. Then a lovely gabfest, then Lunch Bunch, which was a lovely gabfest, then Osteofit, which once again was fantastic, and attended by three men, which blew my mind, and then home to downtime, then back to Peggy and Tom’s for music. Paul came.

Today, brekky again if we want it and music.  plus baking HAPPY SIGH

Busy day planned

Up early again, but that’s just November for you. Peggy’s cooking brekky – the influx of USicans for the Great Xmas Bakeoff has occurred and I’ll be joining them. At least I finally have a gig bag for the dulcimer.

Still feeling weird and sad. I don’t want to work in another medical office setting since I know that anywhere else would be gross by comparison, and let’s face it according to the last place I wasn’t that good at it, anyway.  I’m a dinosaur, unless I upgrade my skills. It’s an interesting thing to contemplate.

I need coffee, and I have some.

Unemployed again

It is with melting sadness and much distress that I must tell you that they reviewed the practice and decided they really do need a trained MOA. I understand, but I am very, very disappointed, and somewhat disgruntled that the large quantity of alcohol which should accompany this announcement is NOT in the cards.

long ass birthday

Had a simply lovely day at work for my birthday, and better yet had a simply lovely and tasty burger salad and shake at Burger Heaven in New West with Katie. I love my daughter. We laughed our asses off.

Last night Jeff kept the good times rolling by taking me to the Keg and it was simply lovely. We also watched Alpha, Jeff for the second time, but it’s a gorgeous movie.

Wrote about 350 words yesterday on HOTM.