It’s a series
not a season
they are British
That’s the reason
For weird stuff that they do
Among which, Dr. Who
In and out of fandoms
like a rent boy and his drawers
Dodged some feuds but man was I
collateral in wars
Dr Who perplexes me and
then he flat out bores
I’m nikulturnyi it’s true
I just don’t know what to do
I do not get, I don’t get Dr. Who
Longest running
Eleven Time Lords
Behind the sofa
scaring child hordes
I know it’s a meme
But it just makes me scream
Production values equalling
Space 1999
Forty years just makes it old
it doesn’t make it fine
Although Tom Baker in his scarf
Upon him I could dine
I’m nikulturnyi it’s true
I just don’t know what to do
I do not get, I don’t get Dr. Who
Actors begging
For a guest spot
This police box
is not a rest spot
Nor a place to bill and coo
With the mighty Dr. Who
The Beeb says it’s a superbrand
And trademarked that blue box
It runs in fifty countries
Every minute on the clock
Well keep your sonic screwdriver
the whole thing is a crock
I’m nikulturnyi it’s true
I just don’t know what to do
I do not get, I don’t get Dr. Who
PS, did you know the CBC helped pay for the second and third series? Oh my country.