Let the flame wars begin Me Vs. Dr. Who

It’s a series
not a season
they are British
That’s the reason
For weird stuff that they do
Among which, Dr. Who

In and out of fandoms
like a rent boy and his drawers
Dodged some feuds but man was I
collateral in wars
Dr Who perplexes me and
then he flat out bores
I’m nikulturnyi it’s true
I just don’t know what to do
I do not get, I don’t get Dr. Who

Longest running
Eleven Time Lords
Behind the sofa
scaring child hordes
I know it’s a meme
But it just makes me scream

Production values equalling
Space 1999
Forty years just makes it old
it doesn’t make it fine
Although Tom Baker in his scarf
Upon him I could dine
I’m nikulturnyi it’s true
I just don’t know what to do
I do not get, I don’t get Dr. Who

Actors begging
For a guest spot
This police box
is not a rest spot
Nor a place to bill and coo
With the mighty Dr. Who

The Beeb says it’s a superbrand
And trademarked that blue box
It runs in fifty countries
Every minute on the clock
Well keep your sonic screwdriver
the whole thing is a crock
I’m nikulturnyi it’s true
I just don’t know what to do
I do not get, I don’t get Dr. Who

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Allegra

Born when atmospheric carbon was 316 PPM. Settled on MST country since 1997. Parent, grandparent.

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