My take for UUs:
- Well behaved dogs are welcome at service.
- You are obliged to believe in dinosaurs.
- Male, female, trans* and intersex, God created ’em; male, female, trans* and intersex, we ordain ’em.
- You don’t have to check your brains at the door, but we’d be obliged if you don’t snore.
- Stand as you are able.
- No church in the summer – God trusts you to play safe and have fun.
- Free cheese on Sunday.
- Unless you’re planning on sewing it yourself, we’re not so much with the pageantry.
- You don’t have to swim to participate in the Water Ceremony.
- No matter what you believe, there’s bound to be at least one other UU who agrees with you.
