Any horse over 16hh that doesn’t have draft blood really only exists so the upper classes can see over the heads of their workers better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@mrJACKLOPE on twitter – this made me howl
The statue of a people thief was thrown into the water in Bristol and then some witty mofo edited the wikipedia article of the person commemorated
I have to tell you, the video of Colston getting ripped down and tossed into the bay was the best thing about yesterday, except Tammy getting to town.
We’re going to Chambar this afternoon. GAL’S GOTTA EAT
TWO GEEZERS ENTER
First Geezer says, “I’m not quite sure why I’m here. Can I leave yet?”
Second Geezer says, “I thought I knew why I was here, I was hoping I could figure it out from context once I got here!”
First Geezer says, “Perhaps we should repair to the closest tea shop and consider our options.”
Second Geezer says, “All these people look like they’re expecting us to fight.”
CROWD ROARS IN A SINGULARLY UNPLEASANT BLOODSPORT SORT OF WAY
First Geezer says, “Maybe we can fight in Algebra.”
Second Geezer says, “I’d prefer to fight hypothetically.”
First Geezer says, “Still holding out for tea.”
Second Geezer links arms with First Geezer, “Now I remember, I wanted to tell you there are now TWO slugs on the downstairs bathroom floor, carefully watched over by a spider!”
EXEUNT BOTH WHILE CROWD BOOS
Here’s a froggy ikon to go with the ballerina frog.
Monty Python Mr. Gumby frog with chips?
edo period frog
from @chappelltracker’s twitter stream today
Don’t know which filker this is, but they’re playing a Taylor, so hint hint.
so…. Dave and I were missing each other on Skype and finally we connected. I spent… it feels like I spent the first ten minutes of the call going On and fucking On, as one does, about how intelligent Buster is.
Mookie, Dave’s cat, promptly got up on the back of his chair, put two paws up on the bookshelf, and then, delicate, delicate, delicately extended one claw AND YOINKED DAVE’S WATER GLASS OVER. It didn’t break but Dave had to get up and get a towel. I got to watch the whole thing and instead of doing anything useful like warning Dave I screamed with laughter because I am, not to put too fine a point on it, a total weeb.
Then he jammed his hairy little face into the camera and for one brief second I thought I was disappearing into a tiger’s maw.
There are no eggs in Toronto, at least not for delivery.
The Queen DELIBERATELY wore a green dress for her address. She’s a fucking legend. A colonial thief also, but a legend nonetheless.
@paullicino on twitter is responsible for this gem, which shows the queen wearing a STTNG uniform and addressing number one and Picard
In this picture she is wearing a ‘fucking birds’ shirt with a hawk and the words ‘Eat Farts’
Ethan Kocak @blackmudpuppy has given the world a brilliantly coloured mantis shrimp (tiny homburg hat flying off) PUNCHING A CORONAVIRUS
because I found this amusing
165 million year old fossil octopus from France.
Isn’t this wonderful? I’m not a fan of the show; merely its surfaces and cultural impact, to the extent that I wrote a desperately bad original filk tune about it, which I’m not even going to bother to renounce since I have no idea what someone more savvy than a girl like I might do with it. Anyway, I likes it, and there were distinct choices that went into its makeup that show comfort and skill.
Not keen on the sex worker slur but otherwise yessir and TIS EXPLICIT
and yet two cop cars collided