Thanks to Chris O’Shea for starting that group on facebook!
When your hoarding is quite utter
And your spouse begins to sputter
Junk away, junk away
It’s time to clear the clutter
A foolish decorative stutter:
Empty jars of peanut butter
Junk away, junk away
It’s time to clear the clutter
Out, the spavined paper cutter
How your heart is set aflutter
Junk away, junk away
It’s time to clear the clutter
Pull your heart out of the gutter
Find a home for that old putter
Junk away, junk away
It’s time to clear the clutter
You will grumble, whine and mutter
You were going to find half a day and do something about that decorative shutter
Junk away, junk away
It’s time to clear the clutter.