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May he perish in obscurity and poverty, far far from here.  That’s all I’m going to say about Jian Ghomeshi.

I got $40 off today’s Spud delivery.  It will make it extra specially yummy.

Saw Force Awakens, finally, and loved it. All this has happened before, and all this will happen again, and if it happens again now, you will be drawn up in it.

I got a new bathing suit yesterday.  I now feel like I can go back out in public; the green one made me look like a mistake in post processing and the blue one was so sheer it was quite lewd.

Since I have nothing else polite to say, I’ll stop.

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Still not grinding quite as hard as I need to finish this book, but oh well.

I never go swimming with Paul any more but I haven’t told him that the real reason is because my fave bathing suit is too small and the bathing suit that fits me has become too sheer to wear in public.  So today I’m off to get a bathing suit.

No writing progress but lots of churning thoughts

Yet Moar Takeaways from VWF2016.

Passion for a project is the storyteller’s greatest gift. Assemble a team that feels the same way you do about it. It’s not about the meal ticket, that has nothing to do with what you deserve for how hard you’ve worked. It’s about what you learn and who you work with on the way to “Project complete, Project launched” which immediately turns into “Quoi de neuf?” “Et aprs?” Other people sigh and dream. YOU MAKE.

The webseries community is generous and open and hardworking and collaborative and very quick on the uptake.

Once you have a product, you can have merch. Merch extends the reach of the series and provides a revenue stream. When Bernie Su talked about the merch sales for Lizzie Bennet Diaries you could hear all the oxygen leave the room as everybody looked at the numbers, and then the cumulative, adorable plop plop plop noise as many jaws cascaded down into laps.

There are metric crapstacks of tiny, cumulative and potentially career-stalling IP issues around what you’re doing so don’t make a project without legal advice. In Canada, there ARE NO FAIR USE LAWS and assuming that you can do what American webartistes do – that is a road strewn with take down notices and having all your carefully selected music go up the flue. This includes getting proper releases from all the friends who supplied music at no charge, since if they die their estate can sue. As a part time anarchist and full time irritated person I feel the amount of legal crap you have to put up to make webcontent in Canada is flat out unconscionable.

I have ideas for two webseries, Doing Poly Badly and Permaculture in Vancouver. Other ideas have occurred but those two I think have the tight niche appeal that is relatively easy to research. I also want to produce Allegra’s Rant of the Week, which is basically me sitting down after two beers and going all splodey on the week’s worth of news, local, national and international. At least the music will be mine so one less hurdle in the race toward respectability.

My brain is still spinning, but I have never been so pumped for my own writing project, which I hope, once it makes it onto the page, will be realized in screen media format.

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Goddamn but there’s a lot of wonderful web content out there. There’s shit too.

Ron Howard and Brian Grazer started a company a few years back called New Form Digital and they are starting to bring interesting entertainment to various sizes of screen. I didn’t clap for their ‘all our shows’ teaser ad.  It was everything I FUCKING HATE about H-style advertising; loud, bozoid, and did I mention loud.

The most successful of the new content development, aggregation and production companies like New Form do three things: they leave the copyright with the creators, they pair inexperienced storytellers with experienced, collaborative production overseers who know how to make the most of their budgets, and they do what seems like incredibly intrusive market research in quantities that drop-kick my brain into orbit.

Mass markets do exist, still, but they seem to be making like tortillas under the weight of behemoth brands.

Niche markets with deep pockets are perfectly matched to the new kind of content delivery.

The Canadian government subsidizes digital content production and some of the material thus subsidized, like The Drive, is made by a small number of people with a small budget (they didn’t pay for most of their locations, or maybe none of them, which might annoy extended family members) who make intelligent decisions about acting, directing, lighting, writing and yes, locations.

Over the last ten years, I’ve had more and more moments when I’ve said, “My tax dollars at work, out-fucking-standing,” when I’ve seen the subsidy bugs scroll by at the end of the film. Yes I watch credits, but for cool character name ideas. Why do YOU watch them?

People’s attention spans get shorter and shorter and they want their stories little. But they also want to binge watch, depending where they are. Depending on the demographic, they might be taking a break from their work, or outside having a smoke, or waiting for a bus, or for a friend outside a concert hall, or on a bus, and these little bits of story work because they provide a weird kind of continuity in an otherwise chopped up day. Screen related media, scaling up to a Jumbotron and down to a watch, is where it’s at.  It’s being driven by kids, but there will always be a screen for the market. You just have to know what kind of a screen your target is next to and wants to look at, when they have the time to watch (or can make it).

I predict when movies in theatres, as currently distributed, are facing too much competition from small screens, there will STILL  be movie houses, and there will still even be chains, but they’ll have to play anybody’s content on the basis of what the people who live closest to the theatre poll. So if New Westminster citizens say Here’s What We’ll Sit in A Theatre to Watch and the list reads as follows:

Three Classic Arnold Schwartzenegger action flicks in a row in one theatre on special

Titanic and The Rose double feature

The RIGHT version of the English-dubbed My Neighbour Totoro and anybody who understands this knows the burnination that I feel even having to say anything about that other hellspawn travesty

The fancut remake of Star Wars

Die Hard

A simulcast concert of whichever band babydykes are swooning over this year

And one newly released Hollywood movie. Maybe two.

And of course I have no idea about the demographics of New West but I could find out. In greeesome detail.

To me the shortening of the story cycle makes no fucking sense because you’re just asking for the intrusion of a commercial at that point. Sell advertising, after all, is what stories are supposed to do.

Keith PITCHED SOMEBODY today at the VWF which makes me so astonished and happy I don’t know what else to say about it.  And shouldn’t — it’s his story to tell.

There were falcons in the media room for most of the day.  I didn’t go near them.  Keith loved on them for a while.

GROSSLY INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT which combines the worst of “Kids these Days” “Allegra’s inappropriate fear of handicapped people,” “Entitled parents make me puke” and “Who cares what I think so I might as well say whatever racist, obnoxious, anti-social or mean-spirited thing comes into my head and why are you always upset with me?”  Aren’t you glad I gave it to ya at the meta level instead of actually making the comment? Pah, I amaze myself at times.

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Managed to squeeze some writing in about George, Harri and the Oldest last night and this morning.  #VWF2016 is proving to be a good investment for me. I paid for Keith but he’s been too sick to attend.

There were talks on lighting, audience capture, metrics, entertainment law and it was very informative and to my mind well done.

Buster has assumed the position, so it’s time for cat videos.

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Ayesha is still very sick.  If she doesn’t start eating she’ll probably die.  Paul, who’s only had her for a couple of years, is heartbroken, and I can’t say I blame him.

In a couple of hours I’ll be off downtown in the rush, bleargh, but there you go. Keith may be joining me for part of the festival.

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Absolutely lovely evening at the Aerie, got about 45 minutes worth of back and arm massage, tried a new coffee flavoured doppelbock, etc, etc.  Anyway, feel like I’ve been restored to something resembling the cheerfulness I’d like to know all the time, and the sun is shining, pathetic fallacy, blah blah. Also, I wrote a song last night.  Mike was astonished when I told him, “No, I wasn’t practicing! That’s how it comes out sometimes! That’s why it’s so great to be me, every once in a long while I sit down and something like that emerges with an authority that is not mine… it is the universe singing to itself, and I’m just the fatty bony meaty critter that strokes the wood and metal box to enable it.”

I hope everybody feels as good as I do.  I know they don’t, but that’s what I wish for you today.

I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW IT IS ALL GOING TO END. The trilogy.  I knew that the end is ‘getting George into space because that’s his goal’. What I didn’t understand is how. It’s going to make my universe bigger, and I love it. And all of the points I’m trying to make about reconciliation and communication and collaboration will be supported thereby.

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Pleural effusion is the phrase of the day.  If you’re replacing somebody’s damaged lungs from the inside out, you are going to get lymph.

Lymph lymph lymph.

I am going to a web festival this weekend. (It’s about generating content and being involved with broadcasting creative content via the web, and a lot of it is local which will feed into the stuff I’m doing on the novels.) I am going to live tweet it and blog about it as well.  It will be interesting to get up and go to it every day as if I was going to work! It also goes late at night so I’m probably going to be a conzombie.

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Went to my room at 4:30, crashed instead of taking a nap, woke at 2 am feeling wonderful.  This is an improvement.  I’m STARVING though, so I think I’m going to walk down to the convenience store and get some SUPPLIZE. Wrote a little but not much.

Hope everybody has a lovely and productive day!

 

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Home to Burnaby today. Bengal farewell was wonderful. Getting off the bus in the wrong place and walking home through darkened Saanich was interesting, specially half in the bag as I was. (Power was out). Then I get back to the fOlks’ and can’t sleep, tossed and turned. Got up late (obvs) and now I am contemplating stuffing everything back in my bag and driving Alex and Katie home.  Alex needs to have a trip that is one day shorter next time; he blew an invisible fuse and has been cranky past words this am.

COFFEE GOOOOD.

Andrew did it again (filk of This land is made for you and me)

This land is your land
This land is my land
From Obama’s White House
To the Hawaiian Islands
From the Sound of Puget
To the sound of silence
This land was made for you and me

Amid all the shrieking
At the bottom of the valley
I heard people speaking
Outside the big rally
They had been kicked outside
By the people inside
So–outside was made for you and me

This land is your land
This land is my land
From Wyoming brisket
To the apple pie land
From the Boston chowder
To the Cajun style land
This land was made for you and me

As I was walking
Your land and my land
I met a man whose
Job was sent to Thailand
He said the inmates
Ran the asylum
I said, the asylum was made for you and me

This land is your land
This land is my land
From the bells of freedom
To the FBI land
From the down and dirty
To the pie-in-the-sky land
This land was made for you and me

They sent Trump supporters
To follow our journey
They said when they caught us
We’d leave on a gurney
But when we were done with them
They canvassed for Bernie!
Our side was made for you and me!

This land is your land
This land is my land
From Appalachia
To the Sigma Chi land
From the Trump Casino
To the Blue-Tailed fly land
This land was made for you and me

As the season progresses
The movement of Trump’ll
Meet our solidarity
And it’s fury will crumple
As they come in swinging
Our hearts’ll be singing
“This land was made for you and me”

This land is your land
This land is my land
From the high and mighty
To the random guy land
From the Iowa Caucus
To the Fourth of July land
This land was made for you and me

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I did not make word count, but I wrote some memorably awesome medical type stuff and got early morning greetings from Alex and Katie, so what could I possibly want from this life?

Bengal Lounge farewell tonight.  I will bus there and back again – the bus that goes by my fOlks’ house goes straight to the Empress….