Yesterday at the mall, I watched with goggling eyes as a super hot Asian woman in her early twenties wearing a floaty black dress strode by. I noticed that she was wearing something sheer, and as I watched her bum disappear into the SaveOn, I realized that my inability to see so much as a thong had something to do with her not wearing any underwear at all. I rubbed my eyes.
Then I looked around.
I was the only person who had noticed.
I have come to the conclusion that Vancouver IS the best place in the world to live. Although I’d like to find the putz that bent Ziva’s antenna and chide him.
