From treehugger to treemugger in 15 years. I was never allergic to cottonwoods until this year. Now my eyes are a punched out advertisement for Gummy Residue, my brain feels too large for my skull and my nose feels all wrong.
Does any Michael’s, anywhere, ever have enough fucking checkout staff? I never want to darken the door of that establishment ever again.
I saw agricultural workers wearing coolie hats today.
I finally saw a police speed trap that was set up in an appropriate place as far as public safety goes. That’s like 1 for 10.
Thank God the Canucks won, this town would be a nightmare otherwise. I still think they’re going to lose it in seven, but that’s because the officiating has sucked dog’s balls.
Ziva is a one eyed jack today. Paul noticed. I’m going to try to fix it myself.
It’s summer! The Headwater memorial awning is up.
I bought embroidery floss today for something to do when I’m watching TV.