some unhappy predictions.
Irma the Hurricane is going to stall over south Florida the way Harvey stalled over the Gulf Coast.
By what even atheists are going to describe as a miracle, Miami will not get a direct hit as Irma will veer at the last moment. Evacuation screws ups will kill more people than the blow.
Cuba will not have any fatalities despite a direct strike. Those people know how to do civil defence against hurricanes, people.
The Leeward Islands will just get to figuring out how many people died before JosÃ© hits, although JosÃ© won’t be as bad.
JosÃ© is going to violently change direction and scrape up the coast, causing ludicrous storm surges.
Mar-a-Lago will escape and Trump will thank god.
If Mar-a-Lago doesn’t escape Trump will spend the first federal funds on fixing it.