Why won’t you die

Why Won’t You Die

1 Apophis was a god of note or so the legends say, til SG1 got up his nose and elseways in his way,
they tried to kill him n times- n minus one he survived,
you should have heard me shout for joy at the start of season 5. Chorus 1
2 Hathor was a re-al cow although she was Goauld, she put her finger to her lips and all the menfolks
drooled. Samantha Carter decked her CO cause she wasn’t fooled Jack O’Neill laid hands on her
and now she’s SUPERCOOLED Chorus 2
3 Nirrti’s gene experiments crossed her off Santa’s list. She lied and stole and lied some more and
got O’Neill quite pissed. She aimed for Jonas’ undies, we’re so glad that she missed! Then her minions made
her dance to the Istanbul twist Chorus 2
4 Sound is so evocative, it helps you in a slump, unless you’re waking up at night to wonder ‘what’s that bump?’
The gate is down! No DHD! Morale just took a dump! But I like when they close the iris, who’s that
THUMP THUMP THUMP. Chorus 2

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Allegra

Born 1958. I write, I sing, I watch TV, I try to fulfill my responsibilities.

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