Month: January 2026

I had to leave the house today x2
Why does it have to be this way
I had to leave the house today
oh how it grieves me 
when no one believes me
when I am trying my best
I was in a muddle
in bed in a puddle
but I found clean clothes and I got dressed!

My list is seven metres long x2
Life affords no quarter
it never gets shorter
My task list's seven metres long

bridge
I sing a song the substance of which
everybody knows
there's too much of it - 
and adulting BLOWS

One day I will get sick and die x2
Sounds kinda peaceful I won't lie
One day I will get sick and die x2
I sometimes worry
I'll leave in a hurry
And you won't have seen me at my best
But all that I ask
is you divide up my tasks
if you want to volunteer please be my guest!

I had to leave the house today x2
Why does it have to be this way
I had to leave the house today
oh how it grieves me 
when no one believes me
That I was trying my best
I got out of bed
and did what I said
Now please act like you are impressed.
Alternate final three lines:
But no one supposes
my face when the door closes
behind me and I finally get a rest

last updated 12 jan