New song “I had to leave the house today”

I had to leave the house today x2
Why does it have to be this way
I had to leave the house today
oh how it grieves me 
when no one believes me
That I am trying my best
I was in a muddle
in bed in a puddle
but I found some clean clothes and got dressed!

My task list's seven metres long x2
Life gives me no quarter
it never gets shorter
My task list's seven metres long

bridge
I sing a song the substance of which
everybody knows
there's too much of it - 
and adulting BLOWS

One day I will get sick and die x2
Sounds kinda peaceful I won't lie
One day I will get sick and die x2
I sometimes worry
I'll leave in a hurry
You won't have seen me at my best
But all that I ask
is you take on my tasks
and if you're willing please be my guest!

I had to leave the house today x2
Why does it have to be this way
I had to leave the house today
oh how it grieves me 
when no one believes me
That I was trying my best
I got out of bed
and did what I said
Now please act like you are impressed.