I’ve just smoked a ball of opium – no pain (no conversation either, but oh well)
note to anyone reading this. I smoked opium precisely once, ten years ago, and while I’m glad I did it for archival and educational purposes I have no interest in doing that again because candidly it was about the best I ever felt, and we all know how that goes
usual amount of pain from joints which never goes away and sometimes moves up the scale
sunburn
costochondritis
chest pain from humiliation or breakup <— mental, but it still fucking hurts
IBS flare up
migraine
gall bladder colic
broken shoulder
L5-S1 disc blowout
childbirth – LOTS OF PAIN
