The slush on the street has frozen; I could hear tires scrabbling their way through it, especially in the big pile of frozen slush at the end of the alleyway.
Yesterday morning a young neighbour was looking for a cd and trying to drive at the same time and he ended up with two wheels in the ditch, leaning up against the south fence and retaining wall. I was tempted to take a picture but I think that would have added to his discomfort, so I restrained myself.
Lindsay Lohan’s in rehab. So, to answer your question, Weird Al… (from White and Nerdy)….
She needs to be in rehab, mkay?