Blue Maxima, licence 338 TGG, pulled out onto 10th without looking. I swerved, a very alert human in the oncoming lane swerved, the alert human behind me didn’t run into me, and as for crashstyle, you couldn’t pass your hand through the gap she left. She pulled in front of me. I followed her for ten blocks, watched her make TWO cell phone calls, pulled up next to her at 16th and 6th, and got a good look at her. I wanted to follow her some more. But I didn’t. Folks at work are teasing me to call it in. Why, so I can spend a f*cking day in court? Puhleeze, Louise. I have amazing reflexes for an old broad, and thank Darwin I had help.
If we had collided, we would have blocked a major traffic artery blocks from the turn off for the bridge. And it wouldn’t have been my f(cking fault, for once.
