16 things I wish for my birthday

World Peace, I know, it’s a no brainer
Brownies to assist with housework
Somebody please buy the shop
Forty pounds of ugly fat depart my body safely and slowly
Okay fifty, but forty just sounds more reasonable and I did lose and keep off ten after I broke my shoulder
I finally reduce the number of clothes I own to something manageable.
and stop getting so attached to my clothes that I can’t recycle them.
That fixing things was consistently cheaper than replacing them
That fireworks could read your intentions and wouldn’t explode outside a house with timorous pets
That my friends would take me to the Keg for dinner… never mind, they will on Saturday
That Archie Panjabi gets her own show, as she is AWESOME. But only after The Good Wife arcs out
Somebody please buy my car. The shop says it is no longer repairable, so Ziva’s to the boneyard
That I find a paying job soon.
That somebody redo a hd version of Minds’ Eye
That Katie find a good job soon
That Iain M Banks hadn’t died so berloody young

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