KIMA’S BABIES ARE SO CUTE I COULD WRITE ABOUT THEM ALL DAY. But we don’t have a stick of food in the house that Jeff can eat, so we’re going SCHLEPPING.
BREAKING SPONGE. Hilarious if you know the shows, incomprehensible if you don’t.
GODDAMN STANNIS BARATHEON (Imaginary character). This will mean nothing if you don’t watch Game of Thrones.
I need to go read a real book I think.