Made a noob error

Let’s just say I won’t make that mistake again. Yes Allegra it’s possible for their to be three clinics in one day even if you’ve only ever seen two. SO I didn’t do the reminders for T’s clinic.

I LEARNED THIS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR my poor colleague E was stuck doing the reminders as I sauntered out.

Call a dr.’s office and start singing I’M ON HOLD AGAIN (this was before E came in after lunch so I was on my lonesome in the fishbowl) and both of the midwives on clinic overheard me and cracked up. Then somebody handed me a baby and he FELL ASLEEP ON ME AS I HUMMED THE TUNE OF THE MR NIPPLEOFF SONG

holding a sleeping baby …. just thinking about it the next day and I’m all cry face like it was my grandkid or something

the last baby CRIEDNCRIEDNCRIEDNCRIED AND what a relief when I handed him back.

AND I BOOKED THREE INITIAL APPOINTMENTS THAT’S HOW WE DO IT PEOPLE so I have finally booked enough appointments to pay for my first couple of weeks at work.

Yeah. If I don’t do it, and I have the sales skills of a locker door, we all starve.

GOOD THING I’M SUCH A BLAZING FUCKING FAN OF MIDWIFERY.

Then I discussed not one but three different things you’re never supposed to talk to your boss about, how fucked up the software and two other items about our personal lives you’re never supposed to bring to the office.

THEN SHE MADE ME TAKE A WALK.

and pushed two kinds of chocolate into the fishbowl

Yeah what a terrible terrible boss.

She hates that software too and has a plan to be rid of it.  ALL THE MEMES OF TWISTED PLEASURE MMMMMM

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Allegra

Born 1958. Not dead yet.

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