stole Paul’s car

Well I do have keys and he’s in transit from Australia right now. I am not inclined to forgive him FOR LEAVING FOR AUSTRALIA FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT TELLING ME I mean what the fuck dude, but I stole his car, so I have had my revenge.

Took Alex to daycare yesterday – his momma was embracing the porcelain rather too frequently to drive – and I tried to sneak out without saying goodbye and he was NOT
So I ran back and gave him a mini kiss with my fingers and the excuse “I wanted to see if you’d notice”


Saw video of a red winged blackbird pecking at a great blue heron’s ass and it was good.