Day: February 7, 2020

this is a really really weird found poem

SO I MERGED two of ‘the 500 most common words in English’ lists. and then sorted alpha – the type was two different sizes and weird gaps formed in parts of it. Word duplications are deliberate. WHY because I’m working on inventing a language which merges the sounds that a basketball makes when it’s shot through a hoop with the more bizarre English phonemes.

Continue reading this is a really really weird found poem

sigh

Mike Pence just hinted that Trump intend to abolish the position of the Speaker of the House. I don’t like Pelosi much but what the fuck.

I got the most wonderful comment on the fic I posted day before yesterday.  (Like REALLY NICE I AM FLOATING ON AIR.) mOm you can expect that in your inbox.

content warning ableist language use of the word idiot, ripped away from its original eugenic roots

It’s Hard Working For Idiots

is the name of this song

Lorrie Morgan wrote “What Part of No Don’t You Understand” a modern classic if ever there was one, and I filked it as subtly as I could

Somebody asked me to do this for FAWM

 

Sir if you don’t mind I’d rather be alone

From the moment I walked in today

You’ve been gassing on

If I’ve told you once I’ve told you twice

Got shit here to unwind

I’m not interested in chatting or

What you have in mind

 

What part of no don’t you understand

To put it plain and simple

I can’t make physics bend

I’ll be glad to explain it

If it’s too hard to comprehend

So tell me what part of no

Don’t you understand

 

It was sincere, our chat, and the

plaque was nice of you

I don’t mean to be so mean

But I don’t think I’m getting through

No I don’t need this company

You won’t get a second chance

So what part of no don’t you understand

 

What part of no don’t you understand

To put it plain and simple

I can’t make physics bend

I’ll be glad to explain it

If it’s too hard to comprehend

So tell me what part of no

Don’t you understand

Just so it’s clear, Lorrie Morgan owns that, I’m borrowing it for the purposes of fair use but since I don’t own it I can’t give it away. capisce?

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This is a true picture of me and Katie having breakfast at IHOP