Ingmar Bergman’s Undead Laugh-o-Rama!
Casting calls for Nordics who get drama
Watch those stony faces soften
As they kill the dead more often
Maybe one day they will crack a smile
(The title is ironic)
Ingmar Bergman’s Undead Laugh-a-Minute
What a cast! You won’t believe who’s in it!
Sven Nykvist popped up from his grave
Just to hear the critics rave
Happy that he’s come back in such style
(That part is sardonic)
Ingmar Bergman’s Undead Laugh-a-Ganza
More tropes than a season of Bonanza
It’s the movie of my dreams
The ultimate in crossing streams
And there’s old Ingmar turning up the dial!
(And it went supersonic)
(jet roar – bombs falling, abrupt end)
Tobie the doctor had one of these – it’s a picture of the wounds of battle done up renaissance style