Mike Pence just hinted that Trump intend to abolish the position of the Speaker of the House. I don’t like Pelosi much but what the fuck.
I got the most wonderful comment on the fic I posted day before yesterday. (Like REALLY NICE I AM FLOATING ON AIR.) mOm you can expect that in your inbox.
content warning ableist language use of the word idiot, ripped away from its original eugenic roots
It’s Hard Working For Idiots
is the name of this song
Lorrie Morgan wrote “What Part of No Don’t You Understand” a modern classic if ever there was one, and I filked it as subtly as I could
Somebody asked me to do this for FAWM
Sir if you don’t mind I’d rather be alone
From the moment I walked in today
You’ve been gassing on
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you twice
Got shit here to unwind
I’m not interested in chatting or
What you have in mind
What part of no don’t you understand
To put it plain and simple
I can’t make physics bend
I’ll be glad to explain it
If it’s too hard to comprehend
So tell me what part of no
Don’t you understand
It was sincere, our chat, and the
plaque was nice of you
I don’t mean to be so mean
But I don’t think I’m getting through
No I don’t need this company
You won’t get a second chance
So what part of no don’t you understand
What part of no don’t you understand
To put it plain and simple
I can’t make physics bend
I’ll be glad to explain it
If it’s too hard to comprehend
So tell me what part of no
Don’t you understand
Just so it’s clear, Lorrie Morgan owns that, I’m borrowing it for the purposes of fair use but since I don’t own it I can’t give it away. capisce?
This is a true picture of me and Katie having breakfast at IHOP
