Allegra Sloman made this. Font is Bangla MN.
oh this next item made me so mad. A list of words you can’t use as an amazon employee on amazon work chat
these are words you can’t use in Amazon Chat. JFC (WHICH STANDS FOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.)
My replacement words (you get the idea, also the above is truncated so some words are missing)
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Scallion
Thermal event
Sleeps with Ahnold
Condensation
Play phrase
Bullriding
‘mint’
donut
Sandstorm By Da
Consarn it
this is foolish
this is foolish
The Big Rock Candy Mountain
Red Alert
Petticoat
Beef stew
Poutine
optimal staffing
Nicomachean or Eudemian
Flairness
accessibility – antarctica
Vaccine – Jolene
Junior mints
Living wage pin money
Representation – mouthpiece
Unfair – more mints, or too many mints