Worked until just before 8 last night. Nothing is ever simple. But I can see my desk. This is important, because it means my desk has been clean two work days running.
I will be blunt. Very very blunt. We have hired a woman who is a dead ringer for Morena Baccarin and seems to have just that bubbly kind of personality that makes engineers turn into vast blobs of goo (she’s married – which is good). She also mentioned that she’s very organized, and I believe her. She’s going to cover Tanya’s maternity leave. If ever there was a woman who was my polar opposite (except she does have a sense of humour, thank goodness) this new gal would be her.
I, being evil, want Tanya’s desk and that means I have to clean mine off. See, it all makes sense. Anyway, Newgal starts on Monday so I am, after more than a thirty years of desk surfaces that look like hippos have recently left off fornicating upon them (Catherine’s original phrase was more trenchant but less family friendly, and besides, hippos can’t fornicate because they don’t have souls) I am going to try to train myself to keep it clean. Jeff, passing in front of my room and surveying Grandad’s desk, gets a hall pass on however many snorts of amusement he wishes to emit, because there are midget high crapstacks on it. If tidy begins at home, I gots me a problem.
Miss Margot slept on my bed last night and purred.
Big Bang Theory last night was great.
One thought on “and now, an anteater in a purple sweater”
Anteaters … a natural solution to termite problems?