True Blood

Got the Planet Bachelor folks (less Katie, have no idea where she is but she’s obliviously all right as she’s posting to facebook every six hours) over to watch the season opener.  Was that Lafayette’s corpse?  Nope.  But it’s somebody’s corpse. What about the maenad… where’s Eric?  And why is he getting his hair done?  When he came down the stairs I just about burst out laughing.  But he’s still scary as hell.  What about that little vamp Bill turned?  What’s going on with Andy Bellefleur and his alcohol consumption?  And why could Keith consistently predict what was going to happen next for every major scene??? At one point he said, “Countdown to character introduction in 5..4..3..2..1.. and mark…” and POOF the character appeared.  That boy knows his TV tropes like God told ‘im.