To make you want to come to work.
I observed NO TRAFFIC but every truck in the lower mainland was attempting to bind its bumper to my tailpipe, like, ew, and then I observed DUCKLINGS on the duck pond, and then I observed that I have no network access, so the work I came in early to do, I can’t. Sigh. So I’ll have to find something else to do. There’s plenty of work, it’s just when you make up your mind to do something and you can’t, it’s a pain.
The Midnight Moving Company has taken over my brain again. Watching Lost Girl has made me realize I’m still really fond of that idea, and I love all the characters (“Vampire Gypsy Musicians!” “Cute and v Accommodating Goth Chicks!” “Clinically Crazy ‘Born not Bitten’ Vampire Anorexic on a Thelemic Quest to Avenge His Sire/Mother!” “Mighty Human Warrior who is Allergic to Sunlight!” “Bemused Movie Crews, Nagging Night Nurses, Philosophical Ambulance Attendants, Suspicious Cops, Transsexual Street Hookers, Butt Stupid Drunken Hipsters!”