I got ALEX FOR TWO HOURS
He was as good as gold. He whined at the very last minute when he realized his momma bear was going to leave and he wasn’t going to get Xenon HE LOVES XENON, but we made recordings and watched TV and I made him homemade choco milk and we laughed very very hard.
before we made new recordings we listened to all of the old ones, and Alex made some noises that were excruciatingly funny and the two of us nearly choked laughing.
And we have sourdough bread thanks to Katie so YES.
Weather was lovely yesterday, it’s overcast and cooler now, also good.
I got a couple more surfaces cleared off in the kitchen.
10322 on the fic
Wasp nest growing over yardlights.
SEE YOU IN HELL
above noted is the noted, feted and howlarious burlesque artiste Carrie Finnell. According to twitter’s @WhoresOfYore, “Carrie Finnell (1900-63) was a legend of burlesque. She had complete control of her pectoral muscles & could bounce her boobs out of her dress & move them independently of one another. She called her act ‘The Chestcapades’ & was once the highest paid burlesque act in America.”
Don’t say this isn’t an educational blog, and she’s only mentioned in Wikipedia as a member of the Mutual Burlesque Association, so don’t bother looking her up.
this coffee table book is currently trending on Twitter
mOm and pOp of course recognize it – it’s been floating around their living room since the year it was published. At the time, the concept did not exist – that hundreds of photographers, professional and otherwise, were supposed to go forth and take a picture on the same day for curation and collection as a snapshot of the zeitgeist.
Since then, dozens upon dozens of books have been published along this theme, for dozens of countries. This kind of omnibus album became popular.
People have been posting pics from inside the book and making hilarious, occasionally anxious comments about them. It’s great. And that poor cat. And what is the baseball for? is she going to talk to the priest about his handsiness? it looks like a confirmation dress…
and Canada, it was qwhite something then
Also from social media, figureoutthesea AKA Nicolas Demers on Instagram took this at Deer Lake – quite the action shot eh??? He has tons of amazing bird photos, the abovenoted link goes to his blog with better res pics hint hint mOm.
THE INTERNET HAS A CAT AND IT PURRS headphones or good speakers required.
Attractive elderly white man holding a handwritten sign saying IT’S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE.
Stolen from reddit u/bilbo-bagginz
Giant African Snails make great pets, said no one ever, except some people do keep them.
I made an online order. They said they delivered the printer ink… it was a yoga mat. I did actually order a yoga mat, but the one they sent is the size of a bum imprint. I am not confused and angry! I am just confused!
This image shows two offwhite masks, formed into human faces and kissing. Maskissing, Johnson Tsang, Digital, 2020
Bee democracy. I think I want to read that book. Did I tell you Lois and Bob have bees. They had an empty hive and put attractant in it a couple of years ago, no dice. Then this year a swarm appeared and moved in. Now we know how they made the decision! By consensus!
Baby hummingbird drinking from a raspberry and peeing cause that tiny bod ain’t got no room to store anything
stolen from @ddoniolvalcroze on twitter
Okay so in this picture of two merged transit ads, there was a KFC ad underneath and a VW car ad on to…. the mashup, with the corporate logos on either end, reads as follows:
A car powered on ~ free range chickens
& designed by a team ~ of hand picked potatoes
Experience driving on ~ Mushrooms & Coke
Stolen from @ghostwoods on twitter
I died when I saw this. It’s a picture of a man dressed in ice cream cone – as in, looking exactly like a man sized cartoon-eyed ice cream cone – taking a selfie in the BR store bathroom with the legend “How tf am I essential worker”
I stole from @dannolan, goodness alone knows who made it or how he tripped over it.
So I walked 3.8 k today! Got my meds straightened out, and they had everything ready for me, AND THEN PEGGY DELIVERED PIE
¿what’s wrong with life? nothing’s wrong. I owe her biscotti, big time.
ok my knees hurt, but not that much.
Honestly, even though he posts lots of other interesting stuff, the bedrock reason I follow @TheTattooedProf (Kevin Gannon) is because of this darned cute little dog Lulu, the little dog of a mutt&jeff pair. (The other dog is Huge.) The expression on this dog’s face when the smoker is going (MEETS BOX?? MEETS BOX!!) is very funny; they well know that smell is associated with excellently yummy meat.
Joyful hops of the day. pic.twitter.com/9p0YIC3JrJ
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) August 21, 2020
If the above noted bouncy little burro disappears, that’s what it is, a young burro hopping around a paddock.
off to get tested for diabeeeeetus this am. Nothing by mouth until after the test’s over sigh and it’s six am and I’m starving and I don’t even leave for another hour.
almost the best grandparents in the world (from Japan, obvs)
Now I have the Totoro song in my head.
I know I complain but I’m not a Black trans man from a religious Windrush family forced to live with his rellies during COVID in the UK. I sent him a message of support this morning, because whatever my life looks like it doesn’t involve being misgendered by my close relatives first thing in the morning.
Jeff and I took our lives in our hands AND ATE AT IHOP THIS MORNIN’
I handed out Cap Shields.
http://chowhonlam.com/ is the artist
Check out this incredible Rube Goldberg machine WITH BIRDSONG
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/04/i-work-grocery-store-dont-call-me-hero/610147/ is the source
Bust of Silenus from Bar Hill Roman fort
And now @amaldon of twitter’s interpretation of this art work
The Queen DELIBERATELY wore a green dress for her address. She’s a fucking legend. A colonial thief also, but a legend nonetheless.
@paullicino on twitter is responsible for this gem, which shows the queen wearing a STTNG uniform and addressing number one and Picard
In this picture she is wearing a ‘fucking birds’ shirt with a hawk and the words ‘Eat Farts’
Ethan Kocak @blackmudpuppy has given the world a brilliantly coloured mantis shrimp (tiny homburg hat flying off) PUNCHING A CORONAVIRUS