Some dudebro posting under a social justice moniker on twitter just told me that douchebag is not a gendered slur. Do you know what it feels like, protecting Stephen Harper from gendered slurs? I feel…. fucking weirded out, 0 humans!
Of course douchebag is a gendered slur. Men don’t douche. (Women shouldn’t either, but that is a bottle of cultural worms I’m not prepared to uncork at the moment cause then we get into the whole stinky hoo-ha thing… just, no.)
Anyway, Stephen Harper is a REAL man. Where REAL stands for Reliably Evangelistic Authoritarian Leader.
So after he (obliviously he) tells me that douchebag is not a gendered slur, I answered thusly,
Are you implying (along with coconuts migrating) that men douche? Cause, damn, dog, that’s some scary shit.
I think it’s time to turn off the social justice firehose for today.
Manuel Noriega – Ol’ Pineapple Face himself – is suing a gaming company for unauthorized use of his image.
In the words of John Caspell: