Murder hobo

This is a descriptive term invented some time in the mid-oughts, for somebody who wanders around games killing people and stealing shit as a lifestyle choice

 

Alexios the murder hobo

ran around ancient Greece

He loved to deal out violence

And he dealt it out piece by piece

He’d skulk around the market square

Inquiring if anybody needed murdering there

He’d take it on for a hefty price

And how he got it done wasn’t often very nice

HOBO!

He’s a murderous

HOBO!

Out a-murdering…

HOBO!

He’s a murderous ….

but ya gotta love the way he loves to do his thing

 

Alexios the murder hobo

hailing from Thermopylae

Stabs folks more or less at random

He really is quite a guy

He kills by day, he kills by night

His armourer really gets the credit in a fight

He’s got a bird named Icarus

He always wears the cutest little truss

HOBO!

He’s a murderous

HOBO!

Out a-murdering…

HOBO!

He’s a murderous ….

but ya gotta love the way he loves to do his thing

 

Alexios the murder hobo

had everything an Ancient Greek needs

a fabulously stellar reputation

for troubling and horrific deeds (wait…. wut??)

He’ll poison…. all the boys in your crew

and come back in the dead of night and do for you too

CHORUS

 

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Allegra

Born 1958. Not dead yet.

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