I’m turning a west African harvest and birth celebration song into a choral arrangement about the Ambien Walrus. Brian Tate taught me Kakilambe and it’s a good thing I’m too smart to try to reproduce it in public.
I’m a lolrus (1 bar)
Ambien Walrus in my head (2 bars)
ALTO LINE, SECOND SOPRANO LINE, FIRST SOPRANO LINE
Here I go to the internet, here I go spending cash that I don’t have (4 bars)
Ambien is a prescription sleep aid/anti anxiety drug which makes people do things like get up from a sound sleep and order ten thousand mixed beads in a bag from the internet. I do not consume Ambien.