Circa 1993 – 1994 the following people were in the Toronto Phone Book. Not all of these names are of real people, but the names were in the book.
BUSINESSES
Baloney Unlimited
Fuk Wai Motors
Holz-Her Machinery
Hustler Young Men’s Bible Class
Hyde-Whipp Interiors
Iona Presbyterian Church
Lolita Gardens Day Care
Mammon Diamonds
Mr. Wizzie’s Patties
Phuc-Thinh Jewellery
Showers of Blessing Evangelistic Ministry
St James-Bond United Church
The Lube Factory
Tita Lingerie
Tung Tai Bookstore
Wineknow
Wing On Funeral Home
More after the cut…A. Flatt
A. Hohl
A. Kisser
A. Turda
A Pumple
A. McGing
A.C. Jesus
A.C. Grightmire
Aida Ponce
Angelo Cunti
Assing Siu
Anna Maria Salaverry
Axel Stuck
B. Chuckaree
B. Fatty
B. Gentle
B. Hearty
B. Hollow
B. Oloc-Oloc
B.C. Schnorrbusch
Babulal B. Babulal
Bangsik Oh
Barrington D. Spooner
Baruch Shpitz
Bathmax Hosh
Bebee Bacchus
Bismarck Lobo
Bogdan Duda
Boon-Twang Foo
Bozo Gagro
Brandy Toker
Bruce Poon-Tip
Bunny Mubish
Butch Windsor
C. Bonkers
C. Geoff Thrasher
C. Gutzmore
C. Skilliter
C. Small-Bannister
C. Th’ng
Christopher Banjo
Colin Octabious
Crescencio Bangcoy
D. Wanka
Darwin Jambalos
Desirée Ah-Fat
Dudley Dulling
E.P. Bogus
E.S. Quittcat
Edison Bozo <—- my all time fave
Enoiden Egbo-Egbo
Erica Quim
Ernest Limerick
Eze Torkin
F.J. Pickup
Fidencio C. Luluquisin
Frank Rotter
Fred Horkoff
Frowin Futter
G. Daybutch
G. Dumscheit
G. Limpwright
Gang Fang <— now that True Blood is out….
H. Buttring
H. Excellent
H. Schrittweiser
Herculamo Jesus
Hilario J. Manabat
Hindi Salad
Horst Panteleit
Hubert Hung
Hyman Orfus
I. Felcher
I. Moolla
I. Pass
Ida Dudgeon
Isaak Pecker
J. Homolicki
J. Ilx
J.A. Uggle
Jabbir Mann
Jack Sloggett
Jamie Game
Jimmie Lok
John Fartsalas
John B. Gush
John B. Thipphawong
Kwami Barfi
L. Free-Cheatley
L.B. Cooc
L.M. Thongsacka
Livingstone Huff
Luby Butt
Ludwig Muff
M. Bogue
M. Funovitz
M. Porkolo
M.I. Feast
Masood Dezfooli
Melvin Manlulu
Moomtaz Hossenbux
Muc Phu
Mustafa Master
N. Funstain
Nelson Lasso
Nunu Enda
Otto Prax
P. Domschitz
P. Ratzlaff
P. Udle
Patrick Drunken
Pertti Raty
Pinchas Binder
Pluter Linkovski
Pogoo Lim
Q. Monopoli
Quintina Cuntapay
R. Duff-Twigg
R. Frig
R. Furry
R. Merkin
R. Tuitt
R.G. Lickfold
Randy Topp
Randy Poon
Rashleigh Ogle
Rev. B Heck
Rod Butt
Rod Ponce
Roger Excoffon
Rover Thedog
S. Fuksbrumer
S. Jookoon
S. Pukerman
S. Sardine
Stepan Feczit
Sum Phung
T. Goto
U. Misquita
Ugo Ratti
Victor Hercules
Wei Hung Luk
Wickte-Ha Ortega
X. Fux
Y. Pi
Yinki Man-Ho
Yusuf Bootwala
Zoltan Fono
