Moose, like teenagers and occasionally older people, are not necessarily wise when gripped by hormones.
This pic is all over the web. In one rendition, it has been transformed into a poster marked “Statutory Rape…. you’re doing it wrong.”
Let us all take this picture as a somber lesson that our senses … and our hopes … may deceive us.
I really feel for the moose. Springloaded for an amorous encounter, is he not an icon of every human being, mostly guys, but whatever, who wasted some time over an image rather than a receptive female? If I ever open a shelter for over-enthusiastic practitioners of self-abuse, this will be the image over the lintel.
