apparently as a writing exercise WHICH I HAVE NO MEMORY OF I decided to invent a bunch of curses based on the word ‘taint’
Kick him in the taint with a Mexican boot! (trival boots – the supah pointy ones)
Kick his taint into his gargle zone! <—— bad villain, bad bad villain
Strain his taint through his teeth with a good swift kick!
Torque his taint to 1500 ft lbs!
Torque his taint to 1500 Newton-metres. <——- SI is full o yuks is it not?
May centipedes roam freely on his taint! <—— I like this one
I shall freeze-dry his taint and use it for tea <——– to be said by someone with a very calm air
Cut his taint in two and make curtains for his asshole! <—- what is WRONG with me?
May frost dancers carve his taint with their toe-rakes! <—– it’s coming back to me now, I have a vague recollection of going to the internet to find out what those prong things on the front of ice skates are called
Throw his taint to the feral cats / raccoons / coyotes / crows / ravens / eagles / vultures.