sundry and various

I am feeling quite placid and content with the world.  I made myself screamblied eggs this morning.

Is there a god? 

 Low blood pressure?  Literate?  This will fix you.

Alcohol and motorcycles don’t mix. 

A man plays Beethoven and Mozart on tuned bicycle horns. 

This NEVER happens to me. 

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Allegra

Born when atmospheric carbon was 316 PPM. Settled on MST country since 1997. Parent, grandparent.

2 thoughts on “sundry and various”

  1. I’ve had customer interactions that were almost, but not quite, that bizarre. The one recently where the customer said, “I can’t read, can you spell your name again.” That was a good one.

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