The Terrible Baby Monster

He was in fantastic shape today. First, he *asked* to come see me, then he very sweetly greeted all his favourite parts of visits to Geekhaus, being the Star Trek TOS pinball and the Xenon pinball, the big blue ball, the kitty (Miss Margot, who suffered his very gentle pats with as good grace as she could), his special toys, and THE FAN. To say he is a fan of the fan is puttin’ it mild. Then he wanted to play with Cat Alone, and we went to the park and I pushed him on the swings. Then I called mOm because I wanted to share the wealth, and he bellowed a toddler “HIYA!!” into the phone, which hopefully will make mOm melt into a happy puddle when she picks up her messages. And he napped, the little dickens, so Katie and I could catch up.

some editing occurred yesterday

but right now ALEX IS COMING.  That is all. Katie of course is coming too and she’s going to watch wedding videos with me.

I WANT THIS SOFA.

An epic bout of puking and pooping aka racism, sexism, HOOOOOO MOOOOO PHOOOOOOBIA, plagiarism, accusing the enemy of making a pact with Satan, and RILLY BAD DO’S has broken out at the RNC.  And Norovirus. Some shit you can’t make up.