First, someone has a great eye and an even better sense of humour:
second, the story is now 3400 words long and I know how I’m going to end it
third I have a very reasonable roommate and while I can’t supply any specifics (but mOm already knows the details) (it involves a rug, and extra laundry) I must insist that really Jeff is a very reasonable fellow and I’m fortunate.
I’m doing lots of research for the story. I like learning new things.