Have yourself a medicated Christmas
It’s the only way
wifi connectivity is days away
Please take all your edibles with caution
No fair greening out
Please share or the rest of us will call you ‘lout’.
Now we’re home for the holidays
they’ll be squalid days I know
Cheek by jowl with relations dear
& we’re up to here
with snow
Have yourself a medicated Christmas
As your purse allows
Numb your brain cells, then sit in a chair and drowse
& have yourself a medicated Christmas now
