chuck norris jokes on reddit

Why does Chuck Norris never flush the toilet?

He just scares the shit out of it.

So the next person responds:

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris

And the next person responds:

Not possible. No one ignores a call from Chuck Norris and lives.

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