Why does Chuck Norris never flush the toilet?
He just scares the shit out of it.
So the next person responds:
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris
And the next person responds:
Not possible. No one ignores a call from Chuck Norris and lives.
So much hooting from the foghorns yesterday.
I actually changed and made my bed yesterday. Slept like a dog on a sofa, thanks. Also started taking vitamin D again. I can feel cobwebs coming off my brain, weird feeling.
Ate nothing but leftovers yesterday, it was awesome. TOO MUCH SALT don’t care.
I have three whole tasks in front of me today. The first is getting Paul out of his apartment (I plan to just show up and run away with him, we’ll figure out about walkies and a meal afterward), the second is updating my portion of the household expenses, and the third is putting away my laundry. Can I do it? will I be overcome with Edward Gorey scale bouts of ennui? I think so, yes. Bonus, printing out medical requisition.
Now off to do battle with Lumosity and see how my brain do.
Thinking about Dave today; apparently the weather in Toronto is vile, so I’m glad he doesn’t normally have to go anywhere.