My mother really loves George Carlin… because she has GREAT TASTE and she loves bearded men. Oh, yeah, and something about him being the greatest standup comedian who ever lived. For my mom, here’s 101 of his best quotes.
Happy Mother’s Day to My Mom
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And a Happy Mother’s Day to you too. By a strange coincidence, Jeff had a copy of Carlin’s Brain Droppings in his can, to which I repaired after some garden work at his place. Consequently I saw TWO of the 101 not an hour ago…My children like me. What a bonus!
Here are a couple more Carlinisms:
“The Gross National Product is GROSS”
and
“Beer Nuts is the official disease of Milwaukee”
The guy REALLY is a genius. I broke up when I saw the second one you posted.