– Oooh, your IQ is 145? I like ’em beautiful and dumb!
– By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36 which, by the way, are all perfect squares.
– According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
– I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.
– But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.
– What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?
(Stolen from Scienceblogging….)