Science pick up lines

– Oooh, your IQ is 145? I like ’em beautiful and dumb!

– By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36 which, by the way, are all perfect squares.

– According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

– I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.

– But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.

– What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?

(Stolen from Scienceblogging….)

Ferries break down.

I think it’s wonderful that BC Ferries decided to take the Queen of Alberni out of service on the third busiest long weekend of the year.  I mean, it was wonderful that I wasn’t there in the line up.

Also, I think it’s wonderful that the rain held off until this morning.  That hardly ever happens, especially on a long weekend.

I am working on Tom’s resume.  Man, you’ve done a LOT of WORK in your life.  Just doing the functional summary is breaking my brain.